fredag 27. mars 2009

Hvorfor jeg ikke får så mye hjelp fra min nærmeste familie gjennom disse problemene som er. (In Norwegian)

Det er fordi at moren min er død.

Faren min liker bare å drikke.

Søstra mi liker bare å røyke hasj.

Og broren min liker bare å være tøffing på byen.

Så jeg har ikke så mye til felles med min nærmeste familie egentlig.

Jeg er fra en sånn 'white trash'-familie, kan man kanskje si.

Så sånn er det.

Med vennlig hilsen

Erik Ribsskog

PS.

Det er vel ikke min business.

Men bare for å forklare hvordan søstra mi er.

Hun vil ikke ha internett og sånn, nei, for hun vil ikke at Daniel, sønnen hennes, skal bli sånn at han bare sitter hjemme og driver med data osv., sier hun.

Hun vil vel bare at han skal drive med sånt som ishockey og fotball, tror jeg.

Og være en kul kis da, og ikke en som kan bruke huet.

Så det er sånn søstra mi er, hun har aldri hatt internett f.eks., så lenge jeg har kjent henne.

Neida, men alt skal være kult da, med å røyke hasj og prate på afrikansk engelsk, (eller gangster-engelsk, eller hva det er), og sånn da.

Så sånn er det.

Bare noe jeg kom på.

Job-seeking in England: It can sometimes be boring not to have a job, but I found an offer with Sky-bet, four free bets if you bet five pounds!



PS.

Here's the conversation, (that I pasted in a text-file):

15:08:00 http://media.skybet.com/chat/bet/vegas_mar10cb_new.html
15:08:05 Phil has joined this session!
15:08:05 Connected with Phil
15:08:05 Hi Erik Ribsskog, my name's Phil. How can I help you today?
15:08:13 hi there, yes please
15:08:25 Can I take your User ID please?
15:08:33 i thought that when i opened the account, that i got four free bets with the account
15:08:39 one moment please
15:12:06 it just say this: skybet@skybet.messages1.com
to eribsskog@gmail.com
15:12:45 Please bear with me and I'll look into your query.
15:13:14 User ID JOHNCONS
15:13:19 Ok, thanks very much
15:14:45 I have placed the other 2 on your account.
15:14:55 ok, not bad :)
15:15:03 that's cool
15:15:09 thanks very much!
15:15:14 Thanks
15:15:15 i thought it was four bets
15:15:28 ok, have a fine day then
15:15:32 thanks again!
15:15:40 You have used 2 already
15:15:46 yes, that's right
15:15:55 i thought it was four free bets, right?
15:16:05 or did I read the small printing wrong?
15:16:20 Yes and you have 2 still on your account to use
15:16:32 okok, that's brilliant
15:16:41 probably just some problems with the system then?
15:16:49 that happens all the time
15:17:10 OK but you will see they are there
15:17:30 yeah, that sounds good, I'll check again now
15:17:36 thanks very much for the help!
15:17:51 Thanks for chatting. If you need to contact us again just click on the link at the top of the page.
15:18:21 ok, i'll try to remember the small printing next time
15:18:27 thanks again for the help, bye!

PS 2.

Now it was free bets there:

Job-seeking in England: Bit of problems with the domain-naming job


Never give out your password or credit card number in an
instant message conversation.






Erik
says:


Hi
there, did you get my e-mail?


Seb
says:


hey,
I did


Seb
says:


I
can't give you a pay-slip for 10 euros


Seb
says:


it
would be weird


Seb
says:


you
can create an invoice however


Seb
says:


and
address it to me if you like


Erik
says:


Ok,
I'll send you an invoice for $80 like I explained about in the e-mail


Erik
says:


how
should I send you it?


Seb
says:


I
don't really need to receive it


Seb
says:


I'm
not going to pay it anyway


Seb
says:


you
just need to show it


Erik
says:


ok,
I'll contact Translationdirectory


Erik
says:


bye


Seb
says:


what?


Seb
says:


why
should I pay you 80$?


Seb
says:


what
the hell is that about


Erik
says:


haven't
you read the e-mail that I have sent you, should I send you that
again?


Seb
says:


you
want a payslip


Seb
says:


what
does that have to do with 80$


Seb
says:


how
can any email you sent me possible have to make me pay 80$


Erik
says:


it's
explained in the e-mail


Erik
says:


i
was at the jobcenter on Thursday


Seb
says:


it
has nothing to do with me


Seb
says:


you
helped me out find 2 domain names, I paid you a fee, and that's it


Erik
says:


you
paid for one name


Erik
says:


and
then you didn't answer my e-mail


Erik
says:


we
agreed that I would continue to work with the names, which I did


Seb
says:


sending
me long emails after we stopped talking isn't the way to work


Erik
says:


you
can't pay only 10 euro for those four names


Seb
says:


80$
is ridiculous


Seb
says:


you
can send me another 100 names by email


Seb
says:


you
think I'm going to pay you 800$?


Erik
says:


we
agreed that I would continue to work with the names


Seb
says:


we
didn't


Erik
says:


I
didn't think four hours was to litle


Seb
says:


I
didn't speak to you for 4 hours


Erik
says:


I've
charged you for four hours


Erik
says:


no,
we didn't


Erik
says:


but
I did work inbetween when we spoke


Erik
says:


like
we agreed


Seb
says:


we
didn't agree, and this conversation is over


Erik
says:


we
didn't have a meeting to finnish our co-working


Seb
says:


don't
scam me


Erik
says:


ok,
i'll take it with the Translation Directory


Seb
says:


sure


Seb
says:


good
luck


Erik
says:


I'll
remove you from here


Erik
says:


bye


Seb
says:


thanks
for your work anyway


Seb
says:


too
bad it had to end like this


Erik
says:


you
should start answering your e-mails perhaps







The following message could not be delivered to all
recipients:


you
should start answering your e-mails perhaps